So I went to class today. And fell asleep for majority of my first one. It starts at 9:15. You'd think after 12 years of high school and morning practices that I'd be able to handle 9:15...Guess not. My English teacher was pretty pissed, to say the least. She shut up pretty quickly when I finished her Alice In Wonderland Quote. Which she wasn't expecting. And it was a little mixed up and not entirely correct, but the point got across all the same.
Prof. Umbridge: "Have you gone mad?"--after having rudely cleared her throat just above my head
Me: "I'm afraid so. I'm entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you something...all the best people are"
And then she left me alone. [: Jean would have LOVED that. I texted her about it even. She laughed. Or, well I assume she did. Not like I could actually hear her giggling. But I wish that I could. /: I miss her real bad. We fell asleep Skyping last night.
So my dad brought me my furniture! I'm not a picky sleeper(in fact, I can sleep ANYWHERE), but the carpet in my apartment...it's gross. I dunno who slept on it, or drooled on it, or had sex on it, or pooped on it, maybe even peed on it...I JUST DON'T KNOW THESE THINGS. So I'm really, really glad to have my big giant comfy bed. OH MAN how I missed it. And my blankets, and my couch and my TV. AND MY XBOX! Holy damn.
I try not to think about it, but I miss my dad. And I really miss Jack and Jean. And Matt. (I PROMISE i will have that man's babies). Jean would punch me for saying that :p Truth be told though, she's totally got the hots for Jack. And only admits it when she's under the influence of his presence. Or caffeine. And lots of sugar. But whatever. You get it.
SPEAKING OF JACK AND MATT!!
Jack is playing for the U still. (Football) I can't begin to tell you how weird it is for me to watch the U games on TV and see our last name on the back of his jersey. Like he's ON tv. It kind of just freaks me out, in a good way.
Matt got a promotion at the shop [: that's always super good. I'm so excited for Christmas. We'll all be home TOGETHER snoboarding TOGETHER eating food TOGETHER going to park city TOGETHER. T O G E T H E R N E S S.
I turn twenty next week, weird huh.
DUDE! This hurricane junk is ripping the east coast a new butthole. And Oscar Mayer just recalled EVERYTHING. What the hell am I supposed to do to get protein now?? HAHAHA like I even eat meat anyway. Man I’m funny.
I've got a paper to write. For Umbridge. Dumb ass. Hate, hate, HATE her.
-Jayne
Prof. Umbridge: "Have you gone mad?"--after having rudely cleared her throat just above my head
Me: "I'm afraid so. I'm entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you something...all the best people are"
And then she left me alone. [: Jean would have LOVED that. I texted her about it even. She laughed. Or, well I assume she did. Not like I could actually hear her giggling. But I wish that I could. /: I miss her real bad. We fell asleep Skyping last night.
So my dad brought me my furniture! I'm not a picky sleeper(in fact, I can sleep ANYWHERE), but the carpet in my apartment...it's gross. I dunno who slept on it, or drooled on it, or had sex on it, or pooped on it, maybe even peed on it...I JUST DON'T KNOW THESE THINGS. So I'm really, really glad to have my big giant comfy bed. OH MAN how I missed it. And my blankets, and my couch and my TV. AND MY XBOX! Holy damn.
I try not to think about it, but I miss my dad. And I really miss Jack and Jean. And Matt. (I PROMISE i will have that man's babies). Jean would punch me for saying that :p Truth be told though, she's totally got the hots for Jack. And only admits it when she's under the influence of his presence. Or caffeine. And lots of sugar. But whatever. You get it.
SPEAKING OF JACK AND MATT!!
Jack is playing for the U still. (Football) I can't begin to tell you how weird it is for me to watch the U games on TV and see our last name on the back of his jersey. Like he's ON tv. It kind of just freaks me out, in a good way.
Matt got a promotion at the shop [: that's always super good. I'm so excited for Christmas. We'll all be home TOGETHER snoboarding TOGETHER eating food TOGETHER going to park city TOGETHER. T O G E T H E R N E S S.
I turn twenty next week, weird huh.
DUDE! This hurricane junk is ripping the east coast a new butthole. And Oscar Mayer just recalled EVERYTHING. What the hell am I supposed to do to get protein now?? HAHAHA like I even eat meat anyway. Man I’m funny.
I've got a paper to write. For Umbridge. Dumb ass. Hate, hate, HATE her.
-Jayne
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